Funny lines form the dating game
Michael Scott's best lines from the show's past seven seasons. emotionally magnificent." Episode: "A Benihana Christmas" - Season 3 Michael: Bros before hos. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. We may never know what turned Michael against the office's HR in the first place. Episode:: "Casino Night" - Season 2 Michael: Why are you the way that you are? In fact, we doubt Michael is even aware of what half of his staff actually do on a day-to-day basis. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes.
Despite his flaws, Michael's depth and underlying decency can be directly attributed to Carell's layered performance, especially in these last few episodes towards the end of his run. Michael's had a rocky dating life, from his realtor Carol Stills to his boss Jan Levinson to Pam's mom. And with the exception of a brief sabbatical in Costa Rica, Toby has had to put up with the abuse because his job requires it. Toby: Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? Episode: "Goodbye, Toby" - Season 4 Michael: I'll let you in on a little secret: I've been very much looking forward to this moment. Episode: "Frame Toby" - Season 5 Michael: I tried, I tried. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. Episode: "The Negotiation" - Season 3 Michael: Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Sometimes that gets him into trouble with the company, but it's just the Michael Scott way. It would have been nice if Luke had been able to stay here.
For example, when learning that a casual game of pool was actually a setup for a blind date, Michael transforms into Date Mike: "Hi. But that's fine by us, since it's a constant source of comedy. Michael: Yes, the case of the horrible red-headed sad sack. He loves to talk a big game in front of the cameras, but he's usually just making things up based on his very limited knowledge of facts and/or history. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Episode: "Phyllis' Wedding" - Season 3 Michael: They say that your wedding day goes by in such a flash that you're lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. That's only one aspect of his overall questionable intelligence.
They've got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. Episode: Happy Hour - Season 6 Michael: I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. Episode: "Sexual Harassment" - Season 2 Michael: Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family. Episode: "Launch Party" - Season 4 Pizza Boy: This is stupid. He doesn't necessarily care how they perform their assigned duties. Stanley is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary.
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