Sarcastic quotes on love and dating
You can only stalk them and hope for the best.” [Read: 55 funny quotes about love and all its complications] #6 “Women are like i Phones.
You have to touch them all over before they respond. Rub one ball and everything moves.” #7 “I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.” #8 “I’m not very good at advice.
Advice smartass quotes Sometimes life leads you astray with no one to turn to. If you’re looking for a sassier way to go through life, these smartass quotes with advice are sure to help.
We’re giving you 46 smartass quotes for life, breakups, comebacks, and general advice to live by.
Get off of the clearance rack and get behind the glass where they keep the valuables.
May I interest you in a sarcastic comment, instead?
” – Chandler, #9 “When I feel down and someone tells me to ‘suck it up,’ I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then say ‘walk it off.’” Breakup smartass quotes Love is grand, until it isn’t.
Breathing.” [Read: Being single – 30 happy, inspiring quotes for singles] Smartass quotes to live by Don’t let someone else dictate how you live your life. Whether you’re looking to tell it like it is, or offer someone a confusing truth about human behavior, these 11 quotes to live by are sure to help you out.
#23 “It’s better to be late than to arrive ugly.” – Marilyn Monroe #24 “Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.” #25 “Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” – Olivia Cunning, Tie Me #26 “You think I’m cute when I’m angry?